Sunday, March 20, 2005
What A Weekend
Well I's only just feeling human (don't know his name haha) after the amazing weekend. Tyson had Tia Marie for me all weekend (penance for the latest summons) and I went out with the girls for a rugby rave-up.
Never have a flashed me wares to so many men in such a short time. It was such a good atmosphere. Wales won the big match and the grandslam COME ON! Town was heaving and the atmosphere was top. I got nothing but propositions and snogs all day and ended the night with a quick and dirty in the back lane behind Club Rumours with one of the several handsome red-shirted blokes what made advances and bought me drinks. Don't ask me who because I was absolutely minging by then.
Then to scoop it all, walking home drippin' I bumped into some bloke that I often see around the 'state and we staggered up Grand Avenue together, to my house for a nightcap and bob's probably gonna be an Uncle if I don't get to the Doctors first thing in the morning for one of them pills... Dunno where the girls ended up either, they all looked like they was getting lucky with the married men sharks of Rumours.
And as for that Gavin Henson, he could do me any day, but I hear he's got a thing going with that Charlotte Church bird. The injured captain Gareth Thomas could have his way as well, shame he's already taken or else I'd be asking him to marry me. Anyways, the boys did us pround and to celebrate I'm going to order Tia Marie a Wales jersey from the catalogue. What a weekend to be Welsh.
Posted by Chav Mum at 10:45 PM
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