Monday, April 25, 2005
Who Won?
Man, I's been so busy with stuff I don't know who won the election? I hope it was that nice man that came to the door dressed in the blue tie and pinstripe. He promised to remove all the criminals from the estate - which would be great but then there'd be no bugger around to talk too. Anyway, I kept him talking for ages, getting his views on the welfare state and the like. He didn't look too happy though, when he returned to his car too find his alloy's had been pinched. Ouch.
Anyway, a bit of fiddling by Tyson and the Saxo is running fine now, the new wheels look ace and to top it all, finally Shanti's back on her feet thankfully. She's also been on her back a lot as well, she's been having a shagathon since Nigel (dad of child #2) came back to look after her last week. They made up quick and have been at it hammer and tongs - sounded like they were coming through the wall on a couple of occasions. Scary stuff - the porcelain pig almost fell off the MFI dresser.
Anyway, turns out his latest wife kicked him out for never paying any rent and for selling all her Burberry kit down Splott Car Boot, before going out on the piss and shagging some tart from Riverside.
Shanti always was a sucker though, and has taken him in no questions - a whiff of a good hump elsewhere and he'll be on his way, but you can't tell 'er that. Nigel can stay for now - but I suppose it'll be me that has to pick up the pieces again. Still, sounds like she's enjoying making the most of it while it lasts.
Posted by Chav Mum at 11:30 PM
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