Sunday, May 22, 2005
Crazy Chick From The Ely Estate
Poor Tyson, if his young oats ain't being inflamed from constant exposure to Billie Piper on the TV, he's now got new ammunition in the shape of Chav Mum's favourite local girl Charlotte Church.
She can do no wrong in my book, even if she did steal me Gavin off me (I wish!) - but I have lots of respect for the girl - coming from nothing like - it's tough here on the estate and its always good to see one of our own escape. Anyway, he saw her video for the new single Crazy Chick on CD:UK this morning, and with all that ample belly gyrating and hip thrusting going on, he's been in and out of the toilet all day.
He says he's got the runs, I beg to differ - he's been walking bow-legged and hunched over all afternoon. I notice with some amusement her new album is called Tissues and Issues. Well I got issues with tissues me love, and that's who's going to pay for more Andrex come the end of the week - the rolls are disappearing faster than Kyle Johnson's kiss and tell money.
Posted by Chav Mum at 11:03 PM
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