Thursday, May 12, 2005

What Is A Chav?

I's noticed a few of you come here looking to find out "what a Chav is" (at least that's what the webmaster told me). Buzz word of the moment in it? Footballer's Wives advert mentions it, documentaries on Sky and Five, its in all the trendy papers and all the 'so-called' cool students hate them.

Well now, let me tell you what it means. It's a flaming insult and a cheek. It really gets on my tits to hear it everywhere all the time by smart arsed people who think they's better than us because they've kissed enough arse to earn some money and work for a livin' (more fool them I say).

"Oh, yes, I like opera and goth music, I've got a pointless degree and a shitty job in the media. Who can I knock? Let's see, the disabled or foreigners? Nope, haven't the balls to do that... I know! Poor people - they can't fight back can they?" Well let me tell you something. Just because you think you got better values and tastes than us, then you're wrong. They're not better they're just different.

We's happy the way we are, we may not have had the opportunities or good upbringing you had - but let me tell you now. We live faster, laugh longer, f**k harder, fight stronger and enjoy life ten thousands more than you poncy arsed name callers - so there.

On that token, me webmaster friend has finally got my lovely tests sorted out to do online. Tyson pinched 'em from somewhere for you to have some fun. So now you can see if you is Chav or Posh. Here's my scores: