Sunday, June 19, 2005
Tia's Da Bagpuss
I's a little pissed tonight. Its been a glorious day and me and the kids spent it sat in the garden slurping Carling Black. When I say we, I don't mean the kids, just me, Ashanti and Tyson and the older lots of Ashanti's bunch. Tia was of course slurping copius bottles of KwikSave Cola.
Its been so hot even the Goth family were wearing white t-shirts for a change. The Goth lot didn't look happy for we had some classical music blaring out the window for me and Ashanti. Best of UB40, class stuff for a summers day.
Anyway, we practically roasted, and I just got Tia to bed, and she looks like bagpuss. She sat out in the sun all day wearing just her knickers and soaking up them rays. So I think she has caught the sun a bit (like us all, we is all lobster pink) as the visible bits of her skin look like bright boiled ham. Then she moves a bit and the rolls of fat shift to reveal pasty white hidden bits. So I is now calling her Bagpuss. Hahaha.
Posted by Chav Mum at 11:31 PM
2 Comments:
ooops...did'nt realise everyone could see it!!!!
Don't worry love, I deleted it. ;)
Not for a while anyways, I's off on hols. :)
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