Thursday, June 09, 2005
We Is Posh Now
Well, we must be posh now because according to the high and mighty BBC, we is now in their Dictionary. However, once again those media ponces who invent these words have got it all arse backwards and offensive. They describe a Chav as "a young working class person who dresses in casual sports clothing." Which has had me pulling me friggin' hair out. Flamin' cheek, I've never worked in me friggin' life - none of us have.
And there's nothing casual and sporting about Von Dutch or Burburry, they is high class designer gear, which is why the coppers always confiscate 'em off the stalls at Splott Market as they're too good for the likes of us lot, which is why we wants to wear 'em all the time.
OK, so we can't afford big fancy house and flash cars like them rich working class types, but a bit of the old bling, a few mods on the Saxo and some stylish clobber like Gucci and Versace and we is as good as you. Live with it.
I was wondering why they had this photo of Ashanti on the page, but when I showed it to her she laughed and said it was off some show called "Little Britain" - more Chav bashing from BBC. Well, let me tell you Mr BBC, until you start showing some class stuff on their like Celebrity Love Island, Greatest Police Shoot-outs and Footballer's Wives, I will remain not knowing much about what you got on. Sort your dictionary out and get it right for once.
Posted by Chav Mum at 4:04 PM
4 Comments:
god chavs r strange, r u disrespecting little britain? its fuckin ace!!!so woteva!!!get a life...oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chav's r gay and strange and Little Britain rox the world...so there chavs
oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE CHAVS! grrr cod I'm a skater girl, all the fucking chavs round my area are piss out of order to my skater mates! And my boyfriend steve <3 god, I mean I used to be a chav but I learnt my lesson! OH MY GOD I SO CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! That little britian is crap look at yourselfs then! CHAVs!!
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