Monday, July 11, 2005
Back In The Land Of The Living
Hiya all! Back again after a lovely break and a downright brilliant holiday. House looks like a bomb hit it, two windows boarded up, a pile of cheap hooch bottles and empty Doritos bags outside in the garden and news that each night there was 20 or 30 cars parked outside and using the house like a rave disco.
But hey, that Goth family does like to exaggerate, it was probably only Tyson's mates Cai and Craig sat outside the house in their cars having a sound-off and smoking some draw and drinking Carling.
However, its fair to say them Goths looked well pleased to see me back. I thought I saw the mum (Camilla or summit) crack a smile when she walked past the house this morning on the way to her job at Tesco. I was in the garden enjoying this weather when she went past and I could have sworn I saw her face have a happy twitch. Either that or she had wind.
Anyway, back to reality, I can't get over this weather, its hotter than it was out on Ibiza. I'd never been to Greece before so I was dead excited to go, and I got so many tales to tell that I haven't got time to go into them now. Its fair to say the old fluffy bits got more action than Ashanti's chip pan - it was great, every night a different bloke and if I wasn't so pissed on that Greek Sangria wine I might remember a few of their names. If they come back to me I'll tell you some more.
I was amazed to come back and see that it was even more baking 'ere than it was out there. I went three shades of brown rubbing that chip oil on meself all the time to get a nice healthy tan. And now I can keep it topped up. Bonus. I should be scraping the mould out of the fridge and trying to get the black bag out of the bin. But hell with it. My holiday is still on and I'm sitting in my garden soaking up some rays. Tidy.
Posted by Chav Mum at 4:00 PM
2 Comments:
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That's pretty Chavvy - and not posh with it either! Glad to hear you like the site.
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