Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Barry Island Here We Come!
I dunno, the joys of the summer holidays. I should be complaining about the kids being home and under me feet for six weeks, but to be honest it's not that much different to term time what with Tyson either mitchin' off or Tia having problems with her ankles aching from carrying those extra stones of puppy fat around.
It's not like the Boardies are up to much these days, the last one that came around knockin' about Tyson ended up getting something else knockin', if you know what I mean - nudge, nudge. Like Tyson, he was forthwith known by his absence. Pah, could have at least left a fiver to buy some fags or something as a means of gratitude for not embarrassing him about his hasty performance. Poor bloke probably wasn't used to a real woman haha!
Anyway, there's bugger all for the kids to do. Ashanti's lot have already caused near riots and vandalised all the telephone boxes in the area. There's not much for the poor buggers left to smash so we're going to take them and mine out to our favourite get away at Barry Island.
The town of Barry is owned by Mr Hyper Value, which is probably why it's the Chav capital of South Wales and why you can have such a nice day out for such a cheap price.
Tia's practically frothing at the mouth because she knows I don't mind here chomping on the healthy burgers from our favourite Barry Island burger bar. I found the picture of it on the web - it's the little booth next to Ceaser's Palace Arcade - it's barely a hole in the wall but the cuisine is hot and healthy!
There speciality is the healthy cheese and pineapple burger. What a master stroke adding fruit to your burger. Not only is it healthy, it tastes delicious. No wonder Tia is so excited - she'll have had seven or eight of the quarter-pounders by the end of the afternoon.
Ok, I can hear Tyson's got the Saxo running so we's off. If you see anyone stuck on the road between Cardiff and Barry, looking in the hood of a two-tone metallic blue N Reg Saxo with wicked zorsts and mesh, its probably us. If there's smoke coming out of it as well, then its definitely us. Please stop and give us a lift or else Tia may eat the spare tyre in frustration! Man do we need a new car.
Posted by Chav Mum at 11:41 AM
2 Comments:
I used to go to that burger bar when i was a little kid - double cheese burgers never tasted so good!
I am glad it's still there!
barry island is the chav central. that burger bar does the best food on the island, owned by tino and paola.
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