Thursday, August 04, 2005
Bingo Queen
I spotted some interesting news about arch-slapper and Chav Mum favourite Kerry 'Atomic' Katona, is to become the new face of Bingo. I don't quite understand why Bingo needs to be re-launched or needs a shrill Scouse Chavette as its new Queen, turn up at the Castle in Canton any night of the week and you'll see its pretty much full.
But if Bono or Robbie Williams wants to turn up, call my numbers and take me to the 'House!' then that's all well and good. It's not the looks 'cos they're a pair of mingers, but I'd prepared to drop me standards (and frillies) for their money. Still, its nice to know Bono gets the time to play bingo what with his campaign to make Africans buy U2 albums, so good luck to him!



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