Wednesday, October 12, 2005
All A Quiver
Johnny Depp admits "Actually I find myself constantly sneaking looks at women's shoes and stockings."
Well, if he ever wants to come and look at my Ann Summers special set for 3rd date encounters then he knows where to come. He can contact me as well. Big fat Phwooooooor.
Had a small win at the Bingo Monday night so me and Asahnti's off swinging this weekend, and given the torrid tale of Sara's recent lucky score, let's just say I'm up for it (gagging 4 it in fact!!!) If Johnny wants to be at Rumours on Friday, I'll introduce myself. If not, first man to buy me a breezer and squeeze me arse akwardly gets the pleasure.
Posted by Chav Mum at 2:28 PM
8 Comments:
Thanks for the link Chav! I think you and I should hang out together, so meet you at Rumours on Friday, yeah? Can I stop over at yours if I don't manage to pull?
Haha - You don't know Club Rumours - The local lads call it the Parachute Club (guaranteed a jump). So I doubt you'd leave empty handed. As to what would be in your hands is anyone's guess though.
On the other side, I fear you may be a bit young and proper for the chunky gold baldies that frequent rumours, but there's usually a couple of handsome young married men there looking for a thrill or a bit of valley's slap - I'm sure they'd approve.
It sounds lovely. I'll meet you at 9pm outside the chippy, OK? And don't worry, I'll wear my Primark finest so I won't show you up.
wish I could you join you two, but the tyranny of distance being what it is.
When I was in London I used to live with a girl from the Valleys. She was in the movie Twin Town. I'd just arrived from Australia, all wide-eyes and innocent, and she took me out one night to a pub and I met her co-star, Rhys Ifans - I had no fucking idea who he was he was very quiet and sober faced because I think he and the girl had been shagging during the movie shoot.
A year later Notting Hill came out and I realised who he was.
hope your Fleetwood Mac album title of a nightclub moved your mojo.
Hey Chav! Did you shag Johnny D.? If so, I hope you took some pics. I'll give you Max Clifford's number, but only if you let me see the filthy evidence first... :-)
Lighterate - Club Rumours always moves my mojo.
Me - No joy, but I did end up with Johnny Wet-Behind-The-Ears. More detail posted.
Johnny - shiver me timbers
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