Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Gavin Henson's Book Impresses Catherine Zeta Jones
Hold me back! My dream fella has been in the news a lot this last week with his new book. It's causing all sorts of problems for Rugby players everywhere as many have had to hire people to read it to them, just to see if their names were mentioned.I wonder if Gavin's finshed reading his book himself? Our Charlotte wants to hang on to him, when she brings out her book about shagging, they can double the amount of books on their shelf and look dead intellectual like.
But then I looks around a bit more today and oh no! Charlotte love - watch out! That Jack-madam Catherine Zeta Jones is after your man! I'm not kidding you. She may says she wants him to be in a film about Rugby, but don't trust her for one second.
We all knows she's probably a bit dusty down below what with only that old fella to keep her vital bits oiled and working. She's after some young firm flesh to blow the cobwebs out.
I'm telling you she'll have him around the back of the local Rugby Social Club before you can say "High Class Divorce Lawyer". I mean come on, if I was Gavin I would, if he's anything like the many men I've known. You should know that with your experiences of Ely men love.
Hollywood girl vs Ely girl, it could be a tough old slug fest. But if she kicks off, give her a quick punch to the guts and a Caerau kiss. Phwoop, sorted love.
Talking of young flesh. Rhidian. Just stop sending them emails, the answer is still no and will remain so.
Posted by Chav Mum at 2:11 PM
4 Comments:
Im ahairy metle biker type with aLada and I wnt you to write a story aboot us shagging eachother lotas
Sorry love - I don't do fiction and certainly not shaggy dog stories.
well, that doesn't surprise me -you can take the girl out of Cardiff but... that Catherine Zeta Jones always smelled of slapper to me.
No No No! She's not from Cardiff, don't taint us with her brush! She's from Swansea, we call 'em Jacks. They call themselves Jack's as well, after a dog or something.
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