Thursday, October 27, 2005
This Could Explain A Thing Or Two
According to a so called recent study, thin and thick women are more likely to be raving nymphos than uptight posh cows and fatties. That would certainly explain me and Jordan, but I can't help thinking they should have included Ashanti in it. It would have skewed their results a bit I think.
Ashanti's been at it hammer and tongs the last couple of nights. She picked up some bloke at Michaelston on Monday night and has not seen fit to introduce him yet. I think he's quite posh though as he leaves his R Reg Mondeo outside her house.
I'm a bit worried he has a child seat in the back though, Ashanti's not one for staying away from the married men. I'm pretty sure the bed broke last night, I heard a big crash through the wall last night on top of the shouts and groans.
But I digress, this study can't be right, me Jordan and Ashanti are all mams, me and J are skinny and Ashanti's very big. Extra big. But we is all hot and bothered and at it at every given opportunity.
However, it would explain why Ann Widdecome and Theresa May are so uptight. Maybe Jordan could lend them Peter for a day or two, he'd certainly do it for me.
Posted by Chav Mum at 10:08 AM
3 Comments:
where does a skinny semi-posh cow fit into that then? I'd love to qualify as a raving nympho (although recent events don't seem to be playing along with this desire).
Peter Andre? Oh, come on Shazza! He waxes his chest for god's sake and let's face it, he looks like a mincing queenie. Shag or die? I think I'd choose die, and a painful one at that.
Oh he's lush Sara! Come on, any man that can handle Jordan and sing some soft reggae to you whilst he's at its got to be a winner. I's loved him ever since Mysterious Girl was out first time.
I'll admit that his handling of Jordan is fairly impressive, and let's face it she's a handful in many ways, but still... put it this way Shazza, he's all yours!
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