Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Recent Romance Gossip
Ok, so I mentioned Ashanti's new fella a while back, she's told me a bit more about him since, and as I suspected, he's a married man. She says its purely sexual, but I knows what'll 'appen, he'll fall besotted with her and she'll flick him away when she's fed up.
Apparently he's a teacher from Fairwater, the only reason he was at the Michaelston was according to 'Shants that its the only pub in a five mile radius he can drink in without bumping into any of his pupils. Apparently she chatted him up as well, practically dragged him into the car park and its been shagtastic ever since (cowbag).
She sounds happy though, for the moment, he's there two or three times a week judging by the groans. Apparently he tells his wife he's down the gym having a workout. Ashanti makes one hell of a push-up machine, so its not a real lie I don't suppose.
I've still not got to meet him, I suppose they's keeping it private. As for my dry spell, since Mr Cardiff Blue a few weeks ago the only romance I've been having is the constant stream of Emails from Rhidian. Its getting a bit worrying. I wish he'd stop (hopefully he'll read this and come to his senses). I have to keep deleting comments he makes here and now he's gone and done this.
Rhidian, one last time - just stop. I'm not going to be at rumours for a while so don't keep turning up and hoping I'll be there. I won't. You're a student and you needs to save your monies for the draw and them Renault Clio modifications you wants. You will not meet Shazza again. Nor will you get my address. Just stop it.
The only other romance I'm enjoying at the moment has been Sara's ongoing affair with that posh fella James. That sounds a bit ropey now as well so it seems I will soon loose that thrill and all. It just not on, I needs a man.
Posted by Chav Mum at 4:24 PM
1 Comments:
Good for you Shaz, that student fella sounds like a bit of a drip. I'll send James down to you for a good sorting out if he doesn't get his act together soon.
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