Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Tyson's Choking His Chicken All Day Long
Well, its been a busy while around here since I last spoke - the Christmas preperations are in full swing. I's been stocking up on vol-au-vonts and sausage rolls like Kerry Katona. The Freezer is bulging already and its not even December yet. I'll have to let Tia have a go soon, make some space for more.
And I've been disappointed to see that Tyson has been choking his chicken with an alarming frequency, usually in front of us all, or in the window to his friends.
I was going to get one of these for me boy for Christmas, but one of his rich friends gave him one for nothing (or so he tells me) and he's been at it more than he did when the Charlotte Church's Crazy Chick single came out. Fortunately this version only depletes the double As and not the Kleenex supply.
It's lush, you ring its neck and its eyes bulge and its legs kicks. Its a bit like how I imagine Ashanti's current bloke looks when she goes on top. They're still going strong, but I don't know what excuses he'll have for his wife come the Christmas Holiday.
Posted by Chav Mum at 2:09 PM
4 Comments:
Your losing the plot girl, Chav is about random fucking, random violence and random shoplifting. Your getting all organised in your old age. Maybe its time you spat out another baby to get a bigger council house? More child benifit and a cheuque from the government?
Wicked - is it the end of term times for students already! That comes around fast.
Finally can go to Tesco and not bump into snotty ones acting like they own the place and speaking Welsh like they're in Caernarfon. That means Rhidian's gone too.
Shaggin Mate...nah i mean like,i was down park when it wa snowin like and got ma puss out for da ladz...dey loved it...knocked up a kid an dat...christmas is cumin mate...lets go lets go...down to tesco and get ma 5 finga discounts goin..haha
I'm an, erm, larger bloke and when I do it you'd have to call it choking the turkey.
(It's not just Xmas that's coming. neither).
And before you ask, no, I have no intentions of stuffing it. That would be beastly.
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