Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Burning Down The House
Flamin' hell's bells! What a nightmare I had last night. Me and 'Shants had been on the pop big style, talking about her fella - 'aving a real 'art to 'art. We'd just started our traditional twelve bottles of Christmas, where's we get tipsy on a different bottle of spirits every night up to Christmas Eve. Then we starts on the twelve bottles of New Year. Wicked.
Anyway, we finished off a bottle of vodka and ASBOcat and got dancing to some smooth Usher tunes. Ashanti tried to light a fag and tripped. Her zippo caught the Hyper Value decos and went up like the Noncefield Oil Depot on the news. Took the curtains with 'em as well.
Luckily Tyson had just hauled himself in from the garage, saw the smoke and threw some buckets of water over them whilst me and Shant's sat laughin' our 'eads of at the display. Could have been nasty really but we was well mashed. Just as well I took the battery out of the smoke alarm as it could have woken Tia up as well.
So, with a minging 'ead and a decoration shopping list, I's just off into Canton to get some more shinys from Hyper Value and a bottle of Pernod And Vodka from the Tesco Metro. Just as well I's had a few quid left from the Bingo as I'd be skint now otherwise. I'll try not to burn Chez Shaz down tonight either.
Posted by Chav Mum at 1:56 PM
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