Tuesday, December 20, 2005
On The Fifth Day Of Christmas, We Shopped
Oh, my head's bangin' this morning, we're over half way through our twelve bottles of Xmas. Last night it was Southern Comfort and Kahlua. Got to decide what we is having tonight as well, it's my turn to choose. I'm thinking Captain Morgan and a MD 20/20 Kiwi Fruit, it should hit the spot.
I had to get up early this morning, as it was time to go get some food in for the big day. We wanted only the finest and the freshest so we took Kerry Katona's advice and went to the Iceland, the one in Canton. Farm Foods was closer but they never have as good bargains as Iceland.
I dragged Tyson along to help me get the stuff we needed ready for the slap-up on Sunday. Christmas is the only time I do a full roast and cook vegetables, so it has to be special and nice and fresh. We got a nice Bernard Matthews Turkey Roast - just right for the three of us and some frozen roasties and Yorkshire pudding. We also got three Sara Lee chocolate gateauxs, a Vientta and a 24 pack of Pringles tubs. Its going to be a wicked meal.
Best of all, we got a 5 trays of Carling and a ltr and a half of Bells, so we will be full of the old festive spirit on the day. My mouth is watering already. Tyson had a spare iPod shuffle as when he got mine he said it was Buy One get One Free, so he flogged the spare one to a mate and gave me the money to get him the Carling. Thoughtful boy.
I'm going back to bed for an hour now. Its back out later to get booze for tonight and some last minute treats for the family.
Posted by Chav Mum at 12:09 PM
5 Comments:
fair play, the food is fresher in iceland, Tesco and Asda leave all the veg out to rot! In Iceland they freeze it for freshness.Whats all this organiks range they all do now in the posh stores like Tesco? I saw a bunch of organiks babanas the other day...over 2 quid!!! robbing bastards! is it something to do with Bob Geldof?
hey Shazzer, wanted to wish you a merry Christmas. Oh yeah, and put the frigging batteries back in the smoke alarm you daft cow.
Shazza
You're in Big Issue this week.
Greg! What do you mean - I ain't homeless - why is I in Big Issue?
You don't have to be homeless to be in it... Only to sell it.
Don't fret.
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