Saturday, December 31, 2005

Shazza's In The Big Issue

Some scally flogging the Big Issue But don't panic! I's not homeless or anything, which is what I thought you had to be to be in it, in it!

Greg the journalist left Shazza a note on a previous post to say I was in this week's copy of the magazine. To start with I panicked as I thought I had to be homeless to be in there, and maybe they knew something the Council Housing people hadn't told me. Thankfully he set my mind straight as you don't have to be homeless to be featured.

It seems you has to be homeless to sell it though, which must pay wicked 'cos the bloke I bought my copy off had a wicked mobile phone and some lush Reeboks. He didn't look happy when he got off the phone to his mum to sell me one.

Not to worry though, I got me copy for posterity! Maybe this caring Liberal government give homeless people extra giro or something? I wonders if I can sign-up for it myself and still keep the Council House, I could do with a new Nokia.

I gets a mention in a section about Welsh Blogs, where he says I'm a bit fish and chips, but its wicked as it the first time I've seen something about myself in print that hasn't also had the words reward or wanted attached to them. It made me feel special like to be named in such company. If you's interested its Issue 461 with some awful Gothic Punks called the strokes on the front looking like they wished they had the R Kelly style going on.

But don't worry folks, when I's famous I'll still be here to talk to you - I's got to keep it real somehow. I's just about to get out now with Ashanti, so have a wicked New Year's Eve all!