Monday, December 12, 2005
The True Spirit Of Christmas
With the mad rush to getting wicked presents, lovely grub and a right royal booze-up, its easy to forget the true meaning of Christmas. Let's not forget that we do it to celebrate the birth of Baby St Nicholas, the saint.
He gave his toys away for free which was unheard of in the 1700s and because he did he saved the life of Tiny Tim, who grew up to be Jesus which is why them Christian types also celebrate. Really they should have called it Nicholasmas as he was born in the 1700s, whilst Jesus wasn't born until the 1800s so is a lot younger (despite being a 100 more years bigger.)
St Nicholas grew up and went on to form the Woolworth group. Their generosity went on to be reflected in their cheap prices and free offers. He grew older and wiser and was famed for his white beard and wisdom - it was he who inspired St Michael and St Sparks to start their chain of stores from a stable in Bethlehem.
Its a bit bad how them Christian types have tried to make everyone feel bad about having a bangin' time come Christmas, but its fair to see they was jealous that St Nicholas gave more stuff away before Jesus. The best thing he could do at Christmas was turn the loafs and fishes into a slap-up spread with endless fountains of Carling for the poor people. It was a good one-off, but St Nicholas gave stuff away year on year and so was more popular with the people.
Take no notice when Christians try to put the Christ into Christmas, and bask in the goodness of knowing that thanks to St Nicholas, this is the one time of the year when its OK to take, take, take, to drink, drink, drink and have fun, fun, fun!
Posted by Chav Mum at 10:22 AM
8 Comments:
Sheer class. Diolch...:-)
you have to be shittin me, there are enough morons on this planet, please don't confuse them any more... unless you were serious, in which case you need shooting
I think you are mistaken dear, Christmas is actually the celebration of the crucifixion of ST JACK the patron saint of Swansea, he wandered around Wales causing trouble and the Norman legionaries crucified him in the town centre?.eejit
Wot r u lot dim? Christmas is the day on which Cliff Richard was born!
Anybody fancy coming wif me chav scum huntin?
i am related to the man that killed saint nicolas
Christmas comes from St Chris (topher), when ST Christopher came to Wales in Glastonbury in 870 and planted his magical staff in the ground. The staff turned into a Christmas tree that could only be found in Bethlehem at the time. Anyway, St Chris had to fight St Nicholas who was from England to carry baby Jesus over a stream and deliver all the presents. Jesus got heavier and heavier and so St Chris had to carry him in a sleigh, there weren?t any donkeys or Huskies to be found so he had to use reindeer?.
What the hell is everyone talking about. R u all on drugs!
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