Thursday, January 19, 2006
I's In love
Oh - I's so sorry I's not been around. I's had just the best week with my new fella Deke. And I didn't get a chance to tell you anything about him. We met New Year's Eve at the Rumours and I's seen him several times after that, usually ending up in some of the best, well, let's not go there yet.
Anyway's he's a lorry driver, does lots of trans-interballistic driving or something. He's always off to places like Europe and America in his lorry. How can I describe him. Well, he's a laugh, he's a bit older than me like, in his fifties, but he's got the body of a young'un.
He's very thin and wiry, has a couple of blotchy tattoos on his forearms and a full blonde hair that's quite short and curly. He's a bit like a cross between Sean Pertwee and his dad Wurzel Pertwee.
But he's so romantic - he won't even fart in the room when I'm there. How well trained is that?! Anyway, Friday night he comes banging on my door after tea. We'd been planning on going out together but he was in his trucking clothes. Turns out he's snagged a private job moving furniture to Spain, then picking up in Spain to go take stuff up to Knorway! What's more, he wanted me to join him in the passenger seat for a worldwind tour of the finest dining Eastern Europe has to offer!
How could I refuse? I phoned Tyson on his mobile and told him he was looking after Tia till I got back. Deke left them £30 for food and stuff, I packed some stuff and we went!
It was amazing, I wasn't bored once. We talked loads, Deke had some wicked tunes in his cab, and the back was just snug for the both of us. We had it off in some of the nicest truck lay-bys on the continent! We had some wicked dining as he promised, we had Big Mac in Barselona, steak and chips in Paris and Burger King in Tromso, Knorway.
I saw everything from sun to snow on the way. Their cultures and stuff are really like ours as well, I recognised loads of the tunes in the restaurants and they even had some of the same films on the posters. I didn't really see much beyond the roads though - but we was having such a good time, that was enough! My Deke's over again Friday - poor Ashanti will be thinking we're not friends soon. I'll tell you more later, but the main outcome of all this is... I think I'm in love!
Posted by Chav Mum at 5:26 PM
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