Monday, January 23, 2006
Romance Blossoms
Well, finally getting back to normality after our wicked Trans European journey. My stomach's settled down after all that exotic grub and Tia's speaking to me again. Apparently when she woke up the morning after we left to find me gone without saying goodbye, she had a right old strop. Tyson was quite grown up about it though and gave her a 12 pack of Monster Munch to calm her down. He's turning into such great parenting material bless him.
She sulked when we got back even with all the presents we got her. I even bought her a Large Big Mac Meal from the Culverhouse McDonalds on the way home, she wouldn't touch it. The little madam, its not like I don't deserve a break once in a while. She know's I loves her like. I got a cuddle last night so it must be on the mend. She'll get a bit of warning next time I goes - which may not be too long away. Deke's already wondering what I's doing for Valentine's Day.
It just gets better and better. We went to Rumours last Friday night. We had a foursome (not like that silly) as Shant's managed to get her teacher fella out as well. I don't think she was feeling romantic, she just wanted some free booze and a guaranteed shag was what she told me.
Apparently Mr Jones told his wife he was out on a works do in Tonypandy and would be staying at a colleague's house. Sly bugger. I've spoken to him once or twice but not much. Seems alright other than the using Shant's a sex toy bit, and the lying to the wife and kids. But she's said to me recently she's just happy for the action and the lack of commitment, keeping the old wheels greased and all that.
We had a wicked night in Rumours, but I don't think Deke and Mr Jones got on too well, they just about bared each other's company. No to worry though, we had a few beers back at mine afterwards and then called it a night.
I think Mr Jones and Deke had a bit of a compo going on behind the scenes, for who could get the most cums out of us. It was like Friday night in the Canton masseurs with the synchronized shagging. One moment it was me groaning like a repentant priest, the next we could hear Shant's coming through the wall like a stuck pig. We called it a draw in the end. Seven all. I's still walking a bit funny as well. Deke's a bit on the bony side.
We both got some stinking looks from some of the Rumours regulars though - they're not used to seeing us arrive with blokes, despite they often try to be the ones we go home with.
Ah well. Time to get tea on, me hearts all a flutter. I'm really falling for Deke I think, 'specially as I's smoking some of the 200 Duty Free Silk Cut he bough me back on Friday right now. Wicked - he can keep these sort of romantic gifts up all he wants.
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