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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Romance Dies

Broken Hearted Love heart cracksOh well, following on from what I said yesterday, it seems I won the cums contest after all. Ashanti confided she'd faked six of hers in an exaggerated attempt to get Mr Jones finished so she could get some kip. I only faked three of mine!

She was around last night - it seems Mr Jones has been rumbled. One of Mr Jones' wife's friends saw them snogging outside Rumours on Friday as the went home in a Taxi, and the old gossip got back to the wife yesterday.

Seems he turned up last night with his suit cases packed. I heard a bit of aggro outside but didn't pay any attention. So Shant's sent him on his way - told him he was fed up of his correcting her grammar and looking down on her and no, he most certainly wasn't coming in to stay.

It had been nice shags but bye-bye. So Mr Jones is now gone. Not bad going, the last time I remember her doing that long with one bloke was back around child number two. She's over it already, she wants to go to Kiwis on Friday to pull some bloke she knows from the Bingo, but Mr Jones it appears, has fallen for her charms and is crest fallen at his rejection. Ah well, best get shot of him, not like he can be trusted anyways.

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