Thursday, March 09, 2006
Having A Break
Remember me? Phew, its been a good few weeks since I talked to you. I have to be honest, its been a rotten past fortnight for me, this is the first time I've been able to share it with you.
After the joys of Paris on Valentine's Day, Deke decided to spoil me some more and to take me on a trip down to the Gower in Swansea as it was the weekend before me birthday (February 27th). We had a run down the Mumbles Mile and a romantic one-on-one parked up in the carpark at the back of Caswell Bay. All was going well, we were nicely mashed up after several Breezers and a few more Vodka's and the only people in the car park.
Once again the rig was a rockin' and was groanin like Ashanti's bra. We were going at it doggy style and we was rollin' around when I put my hands on the cab door to get some leverage and push back. I felt him going bonkers so I gave a big push. There was a click, and the next thing I know I'm falling head first to the car park floor.
There was an awful snapping sound and shooting pain. I looks up and I sees a naked Deke wobbling out the door in the nude, looking down and laughing at me. I try to laugh too realising what just happened, but I well up and start balling my eyes up. The stupid bugger was half cut and hadn't shut the door properly. He was too gone to drive, so we had to order a taxi which took us to A & E at Morriston Hospital.
It was a good job I was so mashed as it took most of the pain away, but slowly I could feel a numb burning in my wrists. We'd struggled to get me half decent when the cab turned up for us. I knew something was very wrong. I got to spend the remainder of the night in the hospital, surrounded by a raft of Swansea blokes in various stages of bruising and bleeding and slowly I sobered up. The pain was incredible.
So, there you go, now I have both wrists in plaster (1 break and 1 fracture) and am utterly fed up. Asahnti's been here to help me with lots of stuff, as has Nanna. Shant's has also had to help me bath and stuff. Today's the first day I was able to use my fingers enough to post, and this has taken me most of the day. If I'm not around so much you know why. I's going to get utterly pissed now to take the pain away somemore. Thank god for Tia and Tyson, otherwise I'd have starved.
Posted by Chav Mum at 4:49 PM
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