Monday, March 13, 2006
Welcome Burberry Fans Of New York!
I see that a few Americans have been visiting the site after reading about us at the New York Times (was that the one Superman was a janitor at?) So I'd like to say G'day Cobbers in true west America style! Throw a shrimp on the barbie and come on in!
I'd like to point out there is no Burberry here other than that you can buy - here's some nice stuff for you if you loves the mighty 'Burb like what I does. Its all honest to god good stuff, none of it at all Splott Market. Choose a nice item below if you want's some.
In other news me loves - Owwww! My broken wrists are still killing me. It'll be weeks before the plaster comes off and if I have to have Ashanti bath me one more time with her big cold hands, I's likely to cry. Typing with aching fingers is no joy. Deke's been lovely, he's been around a few times with flowers and booze, the poor guy is really feeling bad about what happened. I still love him though, it'll take more than that to get me off him!
I'm amusing myself at Dio's new site (he bought me a bottle of Tesco's Vodka to plug it for him) and have posted there in the past, but he's tarted it all up and changed it so I's been reading stuff and learning about ghosts and UFOs and stuff. Come and join us to talk about the Weird and unusal at the Weird Nations Forum, its more scary than Ashanti on the rampage after 17 double Baileys!
Posted by Chav Mum at 12:40 PM
5 Comments:
Ah well the Value Vodka will numb the pain.
HI
Well helloooo Chav Mum!!
Clamidia here! I just adore your site darling its super!! And congratulations on your good news!! Funnily enough although I've probably shagged hundreds of men I've never tied the knot - not that I've not been asked of course but then I can never just rely on one man to service my 'needs' honey!!;) Well you might like to visit my site - its extremely rude but very funny so pop over sometime for tea and bara brith and to read the problems of a dysfunctional public - ah they're sooo funny!! Anyway sweetie keep up the good work!!
love n bites
Clamidia xx
(Clamidia Staines - Agony Aunt & Sexpert)
Dear Chav Mum,
I need how-to-be-a-chav lessons and want to know if you'll take me under your wing.
My Mommy took the Chav Mum test and scored a measley 11%, even though she drinks Carling and buys value hair spray!
So what say you?
Charlotte
For starters Charlotte love, stop calling her mommy. Mam or yo! will be good starting places.
Also, looking at your site, I'm guessing your mam works for a living, so by buying Carling and Value hairspray she's obviously cost conscious, and not really a chav - so it looks like there's a lot to be done.
She'll have to ditch daddy for starters. Better still, daddy will just go and never be mentioned again.
Then you can start by refusing to eat any solid foods unless they is made by Findus or Mattesons. That will set you in good standing for stage 2. The bling. That's enough for now. You need winding. :)
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