Wednesday, April 19, 2006
The Casts Are Off, The Shackles Are On!
Oh my what a couple of weeks. The casts came off yesterday, and despite very weak and thin looking wrists, I can now use me arms again! Tia's off tea and crumpet duty, Tyson's able to get on with the bodywork and building up the rear spoiler on the Saxo and best of all, no more baths from Ashanti.
And the amazing stuff doesn't end there. Big news. Big! Big! Big! News. Deke has proposed to me and we are getting married. Yup, you heard right, married! Which is just as well, as not only have I said yes to my trucking sugar daddy, but we've got reason to tie the knot - I's pregnant again!
Deke's overjoyed. He's well out of touch with the 7 children he has from 4 previous marriages and can't wait for the chance to do it right this time. we've already got the names sorted. If it's a boy it will be Elvis after Deke's hero, and if its a girl then we've both plumped for Shania.
I reckons its going to be a boy as we certainly did all the top three in this suggestions list and Deke's such a master I's been practically blowing me toes off everytime. Apparently a great cum on my part gives them male sperm the chance to get ahead of them female ones. Anyway, I think I must have missed a few pills somewhere because it was anything but planned, but I's not sad now it is happening.
So I's been mental as you can guess. I'm back now though - I can types now me wrists are free, and I think I's going to have lots to say in coming months! We's off to get the rings later at Elizabeth Duke. I spent most of the weekend glued to the Argos catalogue deciding which engagement ring I wanted and Deke's going away next week to do a week of overtime to pay for it. I'll miss him but at the same time, I can't wait!
Posted by Chav Mum at 11:41 AM
3 Comments:
Oh - many congratulations but I'd 'ave thought that wot with the current trend of picking religious names for babies you'd 'ave gone for somefink like Judas.
Hi universal soldier! How's the skiig going? Judas I like, is that religious because of that Judas Priest singer? I think I'm stuck with Elvis - him indoors is already getting the tattoo design's sorted.
If it was really religious tho I'd go for Brad Or Viggo.
was Elvis not the son of God? crucified so others were free to eat burgers in sin?
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