Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Chavs Wanted For TV
Well, things are rolling on here, I's getting a nice little gut now, but it's still not put me off me shagging! Best thing now is I don't needs to worry about getting caught now. Deke's been having a ball, football and with me, it's been lush having him around even with all the footie on, it's been nice to get a sight about what married life (gulp!) will all be about. I can't believe in 6 weeks I'll be Mrs Deke. Oh my!
Talking about football, well done England on your first crushing one nil victory over them parrot guys! Mega lush!
Now, is you a Chav? Is you a hooligan? Is you a binge drinker? Or maybe you is a party girl? If like me, you can answer yes to all these questions, then there's a new TV show look to 'ave you on to defend your lifestyle. Go to Beon Screen and do a show search for Calling All True Brits! You can get details on how to apply to be on it, or better still get's your tickets to watch it! Could be the new Trisha!
Posted by Chav Mum at 10:27 PM
4 Comments:
And are you going to be appearing?
Trisha and Jeremy Kyle and all shows like that are evil. The people who appear on them are socially disadvantaged to put it politely but I feel sorry for them being 'used' for ratings.
If you ain't got a shag arranged for your hen night I'll be happy to rise to the occasion for you. Sort of kill two birds with one bonk -- celebrate your last night of freedom and wet the baby's head, eh?
I fancy you so much I'd be prepared to break the habit of a lifetime and do it sober.
Let me know if you're game for one last one-night-stand, darlin'.
Brian (Huge) Delany, from Peckham.
Hey Brian - soz luvs, but you's put of luck, I could set you up with Ashanti if you like, she's always up for a shag. Do you like them really big?
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