Saturday, September 02, 2006

To Hell With You Deke

That's it, no more misery. Writing about the mess I found myself in has helped me get my misery off my chest, thanks to everyone who sent regards and thoughts, it meant the world and was just wicked sweet.

Ok, tonight I's off to get well drunk and pull, before me ever expanding bump starts to give away my condition. I can just about get away with huge beer gut for now, but no longer. Ashanti and I are off to the Canton Castle for the main session, then when we've filled up on breezers and bitter, we's off to Rumours. It feels like I's not been there for ages. I can't wait, I's well gagging for it.

Deke, you're gone - you had the chance, but you was too greedy. Now it's my turn to get greedy, so stay tuned for the Chav Mum post-break up and near miss S.H.A.G.A.T.H.O.N. (Shazza's Horny And Getting A Top Humpin' Out Nightclubbin'.) Best of all, it's not like I needs any contraception, it's not like I can get pregnant again is it! I's gonna be raw come the morning.

If you's in Rumours tonight and a mad lady with a big belly jumps on you and tries to drag you into the toilets, don't fight it, chances are that's me. Come on!