Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Christmas Is Coming
Well, we put the Christmas decorations up last night, but my heart was heavy as I did it. I didn't do a big display outside as frankly, I'm as big as the Virgin Merry was this time when it was her ancient Christmas time. It was lucky Jesus was born on Christmas Day, he'd have been a bit teed off he'd been born on Boxing Day, he'd have missed out on the turkey dripping in his formula and stuff.
Ashanti helped me get the few lights I did manage to put up outside, and we had a big switch on party last night. I got absolutely tanked, and only drank about a half a bottle of vodka. I'll be glad when this little bugger pops out - I can get some proper drinking in again, not to mention the old thing I'm not going to be doing till well in to the New Year.
This Christmas will be a strange one - if Usher Bentley Bates pops out on Christmas Day, I's will call him Usher Bentley Jesus Christ Bates I think. That sounds well distinguished. Happy Christmas season to all Chav Mum readers!
Posted by Chav Mum at 11:43 PM
3 Comments:
This writing is amazing! - Pleeeeeeeeease get in touch with me about developing Chav Mum as a television idea. If your interested send me your number so that we can have a chat. Loving your work! - Sazzle (TV Researcher)
sarah.evans@loveproductions.co.uk
Sazzle, thanks love, but I only tells it like it is, it's not my 'work', it's my life. As I's told the BBC and Trisha's people, I's not going on TV for media types to 'ave a go at my tastes and loves and stuffs.
I also have to keep a low profile and can't be seen in person as it could lead to some nasty criminal activity (revenge shootings) in Manchester, Liverpool and Bridgend. Thanks though, always nice to know TV types are seeing how the other half lives! :)
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