Saturday, November 25, 2006
The Joys Of Late Pregnancy
Oh god, I can't go on much longer, my belly's getting massive, I feels like a could squirt this one out any day now, but they still reckon it's going to be Christmas week when he drops. I feel like a lump, I's been a bit low, could really do with a man around the place now, this pregnancy stuff is doing me head in.
I's a bit knackered - we had a bit of a stupid false alarm last night. Me and Ashanti were hammered, just sitting in having some Breezers and vodka. I jumps up in a panic, me waters had broken, at least that's what we thought. I felt things go a bit slack and my legs get wet. I jumped up in a panic and Ashanti's rolling about on the floor, to drunk to get up and help me.
We piled out into the Nova when I realised I'd actually pissed myself. I know, I know, it's minging, but my bladders just about had it now. If I hadn't had been so drunk I'd have remembered to go to the loo. So, we rolled back in the house, I threw some old chip wrappers on the damp patch and sat back down to watch some Sky with Ashanti.
We ended up staying up really late, laughing our heads off like no one's business, even Tia came down to see what all the commotion was. I'll tell you though, I was bad this morning. Me gut was wrecked, I could have shat through the eye of a needle. I can't wait to get this one out. Roll on Christmas week.
Posted by Chav Mum at 12:23 PM
13 Comments:
Your archives have dropped lower than your baby's head. I have tried for weeks and weeks. In the time I've been trying to access them you've gone from a svelte Paris Hilton figure to the size of John Candy. I saw you on Grand Avenue last week and from a distance I thought it was the Goodyear tyre man. Pull youself together, love. You may be about to unleash another holy terror on the unsuspecting world but pregnancy's no excuse for letting yourself and the web site go to rack and ruin.
u should be ashamed of urself drinking while pg i feel sorry for the kid
My first - yes first delve into reading blogs. Yours the best - well written. Can't decide if you are a "Chav" or a writer trying to pretend? Either way well done - keep it up!
John from Leeds
Would love to hear an update... is all well with the wee man Usher and yourself?
this is one of the funniest sites around....good work
I think yur site is megga, i dunno how people can dis this site it is amazin.
I'm guessing the part about drinking while you were pregnant is a bit of tongue in cheek humor. Hoping at least!
Chav Mum! Where have you gone?? You haven't written anything for aaaaages - Hows Baby Usher doing? x
I just think its funny as fuck to see the responses * rolls eyes * I pissed myself laffin.........knowin'its a complete pisstake! Proper bo! keep it up. Seems net's fulla borin fucks these days,this made me chuckle tho ;o)
I just found this site today and I find it quite funny how you managed to capture chav culture down to a T.
Love the site, more updates please
soo wot if ur drinkin while ur pregnant jesus once the baby reaches 14 it will start drinkin aswell this entry is really funny i can jus picture the woman sittin there tellin me=]write more!
I aspire to be like you, give us some tips love......
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