Chav Tests And Posh Tests
Have you ever wondered if you're a chavster or a posh knob? Have you ever questioned your parenting skills and wondered if you're fit to earn yourself the badge of Chav Mum? Do you stay awake at night wondering if you should sell the Saxo to invest in the stock markets and futures business?
Well, if these questions have been troubling you then wicked like, Shazza has the answer. Right 'ere, just for your very own entertainment is some tests to define the truth about your social leanings and airs and trapezes (or lack of 'em, as in my case).
Basically, answer the questions to see if you can wear the Burberry with the best of us or if you're cursed to a life of films with subtitles and large newspapers. Be sure to copy your badge of honour on your website or blog.
Have fun with these tests, and please remember they are only meant for fun and not to be taken too seriously. If you comes up positive for Chaviness and blow all your wodge on Burberry and Bling, Chav Mum cannot be held responsible for setting free the inner chavster.
Choose your test below.
The World Famous Chavs Test!
Emailed to bored office workers around the country, this is the online version pinched from an email and put on the web here for your entertainment. There's no shame in being a Chav. Do the test then wear you badge with pride like a big old logo on your webspace.
I Say Old Sprout, Have You Seen If You Is Posh?
If you say 'Pardon Me' when you fart in front of the kids or if you ride a pony to the Finest section in Tesco, then the chances are you is an uppity posh type. If you want to confirm this, try the fun Posh Test and add a posh notice to your website about the Queen.
