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hi hate chavs they are scum. They do nothin but scrounge off the council for benefits, have 20 kids before they are 12 and ruin wot ever they come across. They disrupt school lessons thats if they havent been expelled already and are just a waste of space. Old people and sensible kids are scared to go out after dark incase they get mugged by and oversized hoody. they are pricks. Me and my friends have writen a peom to show the real chav: hope u like em

mums a lard in ski pants
on fifty fags aday
spends all morning watching trisha
with boneidle bofriend ray.

He hasnt worked since leaving school
suffers with depression and his back
sleeps all day on the sofa
and at night hes selling crack

There's dog shit on the patio
the mowings long over due
rays suddenly got asthma
must have a job interview

HE IS ANOTHER LITTLE ONE

avoiding work on benefits their keen
up the duff with a baby at the age of 14

Emma 04/05/2006

CHAVS SUUUUUUUUCK! BURN THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAALL!

WeDz 22/04/2006

hi, i f***ing hate chavs,neds,and all scum. WHAT is so cool about wearing a manky tracksuit,tight ponytail and fake gold jewallery? it just looks f***ing shite, not original at all,as for burburry, why pay a large amount for a label that is SHITE, it doesnt make chavs look rich, it just makes them look like the WHITE TRASH that they are, chavs should be forceably sterilised cos theres too many mini chavs being popped out by 14/15 year olds,and the music is pish too,r&b, what a lot of toss, so is hardcore, and i wantto assasinate crazy frog c ye

elayne 13/04/2006

i thnk i fuked ya site up mush coz i farted while i wo onit yeh and now itz broken mush init do u kno wot i mean penis. thnk u big knob head big up to ur nipz.

luke harris mush 03/03/2006

hoi i was recently viewing your site and i noticed i hate chavs! i have'nt read any of ur material but i recon this site is writen by a mum of a chav. id like you 2 rply 2 this mesage plz do

tom 23/02/2006

i am writing not to be offensive of vulger i simply want to express my feelings of chav. firstly not all chavs are wankers say for instance they were tracksuits and and like garage or r&b or talk lie diz putting random 'z's at the end of word i have no probolem with that what i dont like people who will shot verbal abuse at me beacaus i am wearing a greenday shirt or beat up my friends beacause they have long hair and like rock music.

Dan 21/02/2006

Hello darling, I just thought I'd point out to you that I have a friend of mine that you'd love to meet: She wishes to have Timberlands (or Timby's as she calls them) and is rather chavvy. All of us here at boarding school think she's fabby, though. Well, see you later darling! Mwa, mwa!

Charlotte 02/09/2006

OK, if you really are a chav you must've spent hours pouring over a keyboard with a dictionary to spell correctly. And being a chav mum means you are 14, which is disgusting and very bad. Ok, to all chavs out there: YOU ARE NOT GANGSTAS! GET LIVES AND STOP MUGGING PEOPLE!

David Mains 25/01/2006

u r the most pathetic people i have ever imagined

Anon 11/01/2006

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