http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summaryWed, 25 Oct 2006 09:39:31 +0000http://chavmum.co.uk/Chav MumBlogger115http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/116014431216745352Fri, 06 Oct 2006 13:35:00 +00002006-10-14T08:58:14.606+01:00Well, as it's the season of Christmas near enough, at least in the local SPAR, I thought I give you an update on what I is up to. I's sworn off the male of the species now till the new year. I've not heard from that horror I almost fell for, he's not contacted me about the baby or anything. All the more shame for him, I had my last scan a couple of weeks ago. I wanted to share it sooner, but I http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/10/peace-on-earth-but-no-goodwill-to-all.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/115754911643802867Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:25:00 +00002006-09-20T11:22:33.763+01:00Oh no. I'm devastated. I just read this awful news - Burberry is closing. I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth all down Grand Avenue and from the hills of Llanedyn. My beloved Burberry is to close it's doors and stop making it's fine gear. So you know what that means. No more kosher Burberry, we's going to be stuck with the Splott Market knock offs from now.To be honest, I didn't even http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/09/end-of-welsh-burberry.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/115753077483698064Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:58:00 +00002006-09-20T10:23:01.406+01:00Well, me and Shant's had a wicked bit of action after Saturday night. We ended up copping this pair of blokes from Caerphilly. They'd come into Cardiff for a change, to see some real life and things that are actually powered by electricity and not steam.Being from Caerphilly, they were already married so we ended up bringing them back up our end rather than having to go out to that hell hole. We http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/09/nice-bit-of-action.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/113438296903558810Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:22:00 +00002006-09-18T14:58:10.460+01:00With the mad rush to getting wicked presents, lovely grub and a right royal booze-up, its easy to forget the true meaning of Christmas. Let's not forget that we do it to celebrate the birth of Baby St Nicholas, the saint. He gave his toys away for free which was unheard of in the 1700s and because he did he saved the life of Tiny Tim, who grew up to be Jesus which is why them Christian types alsohttp://chavmum.co.uk/2005/12/true-spirit-of-christmas.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/115678081352688885Mon, 28 Aug 2006 15:53:00 +00002006-09-06T06:41:07.983+01:00This is probably the hardest thing I've written in my life. I've put off doing it as it's only the last few days I've felt human enough to do it. The short story is this. Deke is a lying scum bag waster and I'm A. Not married, B. To be a single mum for the third time and C. Off men completely.Thanks to everyone who sent support prior to the wedding that never was - and all the contact since http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/08/broken-hearted-single-mum-seeks-honest.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/115720654233902075Sat, 02 Sep 2006 14:04:00 +00002006-09-05T13:47:34.390+01:00That's it, no more misery. Writing about the mess I found myself in has helped me get my misery off my chest, thanks to everyone who sent regards and thoughts, it meant the world and was just wicked sweet.Ok, tonight I's off to get well drunk and pull, before me ever expanding bump starts to give away my condition. I can just about get away with huge beer gut for now, but no longer. Ashanti and Ihttp://chavmum.co.uk/2006/09/to-hell-with-you-deke.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/115386879132656496Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:36:00 +00002006-08-28T16:52:29.403+01:00Well, the more noticable of you will have realised I's been quiet as a mouse recently. It's been because it's all go getting ready for me big day tomorrow when I becomes Mrs Deke Smith-Bates. It still hasn't sunken in, I's in a dream, I feel likes I'm a princess.Everyone's rushing around the house ready for tomorrow. Nanna's here spoiling us, Deke's home, he's got Tyson standing in as best man ashttp://chavmum.co.uk/2006/07/last-day-of-freedom.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/115194325666455584Mon, 03 Jul 2006 15:42:00 +00002006-08-28T16:36:55.736+01:00Aw, poor Deke was as sick as a pig when I spoke to him on the phone after the match on Saturday - apparently he'd bet fifty quid on England to win. He's off on another European run, so I haven't seen him since the end of last week. He watched the match in a servce station in Paris.I was even more saddened to see David Beckham resign his position of skipper. I've enjoyed looking at his tight buns http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/07/gutted-for-david-beckham.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/115023679798973175Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:27:00 +00002006-08-28T16:35:51.246+01:00Well, things are rolling on here, I's getting a nice little gut now, but it's still not put me off me shagging! Best thing now is I don't needs to worry about getting caught now. Deke's been having a ball, football and with me, it's been lush having him around even with all the footie on, it's been nice to get a sight about what married life (gulp!) will all be about. I can't believe in 6 weeks http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/06/chavs-wanted-for-tv.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/114926013069946613Fri, 02 Jun 2006 14:44:00 +00002006-08-28T16:34:35.873+01:00I can't wait for the football to kick off, if only because it means Deke is going to be here for the first couple of weeks as he's taken them off to enjoy it. Now I knows most of my fellow Welsh will look in horror at the title of this post as they all hates the English. I get really upset by this, they just shows their ignorance of history and the world and stuff, we should all just love each http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/06/england-for-world-cup.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/114864862690733651Fri, 26 May 2006 12:51:00 +00002006-08-28T16:33:00.456+01:00Haha! Did you see this! They Tango'd Swansea. That'll teach them for the times the Swansea Jacks came here to force us to learn Welsh! If I was Tango though, I'd be suing SONY right now as it looks as though they ripped off that Tango advert, which is a bit naughty.I've been sick as a pig this morning. Deke's away for the weekend and I'm gagging for a fag. I's stopped smoking in the days though. http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/05/swansea-gets-tangod.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/114708597975222718Mon, 08 May 2006 09:54:00 +00002006-08-28T16:30:58.850+01:00Alright friends, I's been feeling a bit crap today - morning sickness. Things is going ok so far with babs, we's not had a scan yet but we will be. I's doing my best to keep the baby healthy, I's only smoking extra lights now and have cut my drinks to weekends only.Deke has been a star, he's spoiling me rotten when he's here. He's out on the road a lot recently to earn extra money for the baby, http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/05/chav-jokes-what-was-sent-me.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/114597478059623003Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:05:00 +00002006-08-28T16:29:13.890+01:00It's all go, Had a lush weekend with Deke before he drove off into the sunset Monday morning on a week long trek across Europe. Suppose it's nice in a way having intense time then a break. I'd better get used to it, he shows no signs of letting up and won't be eligible for pension for another 10 years.As it happens, we got the ring! It's lush, it had a fiver off as well so it was a bargain. http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/04/see-my-lovely-ring.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/114544331204773718Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:41:00 +00002006-08-28T16:27:31.956+01:00Oh my what a couple of weeks. The casts came off yesterday, and despite very weak and thin looking wrists, I can now use me arms again! Tia's off tea and crumpet duty, Tyson's able to get on with the bodywork and building up the rear spoiler on the Saxo and best of all, no more baths from Ashanti.And the amazing stuff doesn't end there. Big news. Big! Big! Big! News. Deke has proposed to me and http://chavmum.co.uk/2006/04/casts-are-off-shackles-are-on.shtmlChav Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/11228594/posts/summary/114225414520799106Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:40:00 +00002006-08-28T16:01:08.943+01:00I see that a few Americans have been visiting the site after reading about us at the New York Times (was that the one Superman was a janitor at?) So I'd like to say G'day Cobbers in true west America style! Throw a shrimp on the barbie and come on in!I'd like to point out there is no Burberry here other than that you can buy - here's some nice stuff for you if you loves the mighty 'Burb like whathttp://chavmum.co.uk/2006/03/welcome-burberry-fans-of-new-york.shtmlChav Mum